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 Your Outback burying the cord to the pond. I walk up to you and I say I was going to bury that, where did you get the taco chips? He looks up at me and jumps out of his skin. I realize you have earbuds in...you snap so hastily at me... WHAT???? I look at you a surprise and I said I was going to do that. I noticed you got taco chips. And I walk away. I don't even think you realize you're an asshole and you get snappy over the stupidest shit the most common things why because that's how you feel about me. I'm so sick of this life  Oh wonderful you got a fresh 12 pack of beer I just can't wait. 

 You really don't know anything but deceiving and lying. It's fucking comical that you think I don't know that you run out like a sneaky kid and buy your beer when I don't see it. Whether I'm working out, I am at my moms, I'm at a job or I'm at a fucking funeral. You run out, after you're already home and when I leave so you can finish it before I get back. Or you do it before you come home. And then you're ignorant enough to think I don't fucking know because I don't see it. Get the fuck over yourself.  Just because I don't see the cans at home or see any other evidence and then you wanna fucking pretend that I don't know. Well newsflash you are fucking annoying just after 2 beers, Probably because you have shot your fucking liver. You commentate over shows, your hyper and you reek of it with every breath you exhale. I will not fucking miss this.  And I hope someday when you're sitting in your own apartment by yourself looking ar...